is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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