I must be too annoying 4 u.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
