just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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