We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
