One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Randomize
