she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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