? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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