and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize
