No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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