forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
he shaved USA in his pubs
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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