nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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