I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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