apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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