if i died would you start the facebook group?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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