If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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