it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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