Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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