I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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