You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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