Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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