in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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