I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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