He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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