I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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