Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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