come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Randomize