these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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