Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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