Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
that is very illegal...i love you.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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