Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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