But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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