Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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