Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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