wat bout pragnant strippers??
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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