the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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