Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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