Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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