so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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