used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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