were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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