R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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