I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
