He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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