Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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