U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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