This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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