So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He has the fingertips of a God
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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