Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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