the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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