Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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