I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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