Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
