i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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