This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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