he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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