:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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